Posted by: Frank | 03/02/2011


Two rather amusing ‘stories’ to make u smile….   aloha

Hung Chow calls into work and says, ” Hey, I no come work today,
I really Sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.”

 The boss says, ” I really need you today. When I feel like this,
I go to  My wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go To work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel
Great. I be at work soon…………………… You got nice house.

I was eating lunch last Sunday with my 10-year-old nephew when his mom asked him “What is tomorrow?” 
He said “It’s President’s Day.”
She asked “What does that mean?”
I was waiting for something profound…
He said, “President’s Day is when Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have 2 more years of unemployment.”
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose…

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