Posted by: Frank | 07/23/2011

Morning humor.. Or is it?

YOU’VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER’S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE…

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in
the squeeze
gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. 
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle.’

Not being familiar with the term, the
doctor asked him, what a ‘post turtle’ was. 

The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country
road
and you come across a
fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle.’

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to
explain.


“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t
belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated
beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put
him up there to begin with.”
 

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