Posted by: Frank | 01/03/2012

Our Goverment at Work

 Aloha
You can read this and look at it as a joke but take some time to really think about if then see if you are still laughing when you’re done.
For the past 5 years we have been living with the ‘Obama Rule” and many of us aren’t real happy about it. If you are paying any attention to what he is doing to America then you CAN’T be a happy person. With all of the Scandals going on, we wonder how and why this man was elected to office for a second term. Now he is doing his best to change everyone’s direction to the Demise of Trayvon in the hopes we will ignore or forget about his scandals. Got news, we aren’t going to forget………
Dead Horse Theory

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that; “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount.

However, the US government has prepared more advanced strategies for dealing with the Dead Horse Problem:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging “fact-finding” visits to several countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together in an attempt to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse’s performance.

10. Contracting out an expensive productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And of course….

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

If you don’t understand this theory, you haven’t lived long enough. You may think this also applies to UNIONS – I won’t argue!
changie thing
DISCLAIMER: – this is NOT an original by me. It was sent to me by a friend but deserves a repost so here it is.

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